The Mystical Rationalist, or, Even Scientists Open Their Fortune Cookies
The little vanilla cookie knows the answer - the trick is asking the right question

There is a true and sincere friendship between you both.

There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.

You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.

The time is right to make new friends.

You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.

Face facts with dignity.

You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.

Your present plans will be successful.

Your determination will bring you much success.

Your luck has been completely changed today.

Friends long absent are coming back to you.

Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.

Be confident in your own loveability.

You will be successful in love.

Health and happiness are your destiny.

You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.

Serious trouble will bypass you.

You will always be surrounded by true friends.

Pardon is the choicest flower of victory.

A new friend helps you break out of an old routine.

A letter of great importance may reach you any day now.

You like participating in competitive sports.

Luck is coming your way.

You form passionate relationships without compromising your independence.

Flowers, music, gifts, and invitations are yours soon.

A no-nonsense diet is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

Your dream of happiness will soon come true.

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

This is a prosperous time of life for you.

Your present plans are going to succeed.

You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier.

Your deeds speak so much louder than another's words.

This is the year when ingenuity stands high on the list.

You are always welcome in a gathering.

Sell your ideas, they are totally acceptable.

A modest man never talks to himself.

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.